Category Archives: Night Writer

Correctification

With the deep, unconscious sigh which not even the nearness of the telescreen could prevent him from uttering when his day’s work started, Winston pulled the speakwrite towards him, blew the dust from its mouthpiece, and put on his spectacles. Then he unrolled and clipped together four small cylinders of paper which had already flopped [...]

Despicable Parenting

by the Night Writer Behind every super-villain is a lousy parent. At least that’s the message I picked up on when the family sat down the other night to watch the DVD of Despicable Me, the animated movie featuring the voices of Steve Carell, Jason Segal and Julie Andrews. Whether it’s the main character Gru’s [...]

First Christmas, Last Christmas

By the Night Writer This time last year the Christmas presents represented only a portion of everything that was under wraps. We had learned a couple of weeks earlier that the Mall Diva and Son@Night, looking forward to celebrating their first Christmas together, were also going to be looking forward to their first-born child. In [...]

Hardwared

by the Night Writer I am not a particularly handy man when it comes to fixing things. In fact, I’ve often said of myself that I can do in half-a-day what it takes two men working all-day to undo. Nevertheless, I love going into old-timey hardware stores. There’s something about the faded floors, jumbled shelves [...]

For Your Christmas List: Your Chance to “Let Love In”

by the Night Writer About 16 years ago this month two little girls stood on stage with their Sunday-school classmates and sang “A Whale in the Manger” and other Christmas carols for an adoring public. One of those little girls was my daughter, the Mall Diva, and the other was her best friend, Casii (pronounced [...]

For your Christmas list: a book about life, death, kittens and blue angels

by the Night Writer It turns out that I have a number of very talented friends who have, in the last few months, demonstrated their skills and creativity by publishing books, making award-winning movies and releasing EPs. With Christmas approaching I thought that over the next several days  I’d feature these efforts here with the [...]

The Revolution has begun

by the Night Writer “When just one man says, ‘No, I won’t,’ Rome began to fall.” – Spartacus I think just about everyone is aware by now that Homeland Security and the T&A — I mean, TSA – has decided that it can look at you naked or aggressively grope you as a prerequisite of [...]

Spend ‘em if you’ve got ‘em

by the Night Writer The FDA will soon be mandating graphic anti-smoking warnings on packages of cigarettes, the result of a law passed last year giving the Feds authority to regulate marketing and labeling of tobacco products. Apparently the current anti-smoking efforts and warnings have only been able to reduce the number of smokers in [...]

Braveheart, 2010: Boehner as Robert the Bruce to Bachmann’s William Wallace?

by the Night Writer “There’s a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.” With those words Mel Gibson as William Wallace in the movie Braveheart [...]

Declaration of Dependence

by the Night Writer We hold these truths to be self-defeating, that all men are created ignorant, that they are endowed by their Government with certain unknowable rights, but among these are lies, subservience and the pursuit of higher taxes. That to obscure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their assumed powers from [...]

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