Category Archives: Night Hens

Night Hens: Reloaded

The Night Hens are out for coffee at La Patisserie on Randolph Ave. in St. Paul. The baked goods are yummy. The coffee is mediocre. TL: Look, fishnet. RM: That’s chicken wire. MD: There’s a big difference between fishnet and chicken wire. Have you ever heard of chicken wire stockings? TL: Look, a pair of [...]

Guess who it is!

The Nighthens are out for coffee at Cupcake on University W. in Minneapolis. The coffee is a little bitter, and could be smoother, but its drinkable. According to TL the hot chocolate is watery. RM: How’s your cupcake? TL: It’s nutty and coconutty. MD I think I want some of those baby cakes. TL: Hmmmmm. [...]

The Night Hens! DUN dun DUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

At the Harvest Moon Coffee House on Mtka. Blvd. in Mpls Info: Coffee: Good, not as good as Black Sheep Pastries: WONDERFUL!!!! 4 out of 5 stars. Skinny girl walks by. TL: That girl is tiny. RM: She looks like she’s 6. TL: A very tiny 6 year old. MD: That girl who just walked [...]

The Night Hens & a Mystery Guest!

The NightHens are out for coffee at Overflow Espresso Coffee Cafe on University Ave. in St. Paul. We have with us a Mystery Guest (MG). Dun Dun Dunnnnnn. RM: Ooooooh this tastes penuche-like. MG: I don’t know about anyone else, but for me that was really ambiguous. It’s like saying “that tastes really glodfarbian”. TL: [...]

Guess Who’s Coming to Coffee?

The NightHens are at home, but preparing to go to coffee with RM’s sister and her daughter, Miss Inver Grove Heights. RM: We’ll call them Her Majesty The Queen and what’ll we call Sandi? Sandi: I’m the Queen Mother. RM: You can’t be. That sounds like you were once the queen. Sandi: Well I’m the [...]

The Night Hens are at it again.

The Reverend Mother (RM), Mall Diva (MD) and Tiger Lilly (TL) are live-blogging another out-for-coffee expedition. In the car: MD: You’re cute, Patience. TL: Thanks, you’re cute, too. RM gazes at her daughter in the rear view mirror (menacingly, according to TL) TL: Oh, okay, mom, you’re cute, too. RM: Thanks. At Panera in Eagan: [...]

Commando with Confidence

Here are the Night-hens, sort of live blogging at Panera in SE Mpls., while having coffee. MD: Instead of raisins, this should have currants in it. TL: It should have chocolate chips. TL: Why does my back always hurt? MD: Because you kick people all night. TL: I don’t kick people all night. MD: Then [...]

The Rediculous Meanderings of Two Chicks in a Bistro

Co-blogging: Reverend Mother and Mall Diva Setting: Panera Bread in MPLS MD: Mmmm! These are like muffin cookies! RM: Yeah, but not like meat cookies. MD: The lightbulb goes on…That must be why they’re called “Muffies”! RM: So what are we going to talk about? Steals some of MD’s Carrot Walnut Mini Bundt cake. MD: [...]

When the Rooster’s Away…

The Nightwriter’s at a company function and the ‘Hens’ have hit the town to paint it light red. Right now we’re at Cafe Latte having dinner. Salads, sandwiches, and of course, ridiculously caloric desserts. TL: Can I have a bite of your foccacia? MD: If I can have a bite of your cake. TL: I [...]

Chat room

We (Rev. Mother, MD, and Tiger Lilly) have decided to live co-blog. RM: Do you have any chocolate left? MD: None that you can have. RM: Why am I asking you? I got chocolate for Mother’s Day! MD: Do you have any chocolate that I can have? RM takes computer because she types faster than [...]

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