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Anorex[st]ics Inaneymous #30: Special!!! Earth Day

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by Tiger Lilly

WARNING: ALL PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT EARTH DAY AND BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING, PLEASE AVOID THIS COMIC UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE OFFENDED!!!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

I was reading the comics today, and I was sickened by all the smarmy ‘plant a tree’ and ‘save the earth’ spiels they were using. Thus:

Ciao for now. Stay whatever the opposite of green is!!!

Tiger Lilly’s gift

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For my birthday today Tiger Lilly gave me a writing assignment that she completed from her writer’s exercise book, 3 a.m. Epiphany by Brian Kitely. It read:

This was an exercise in The 3 a.m. Epiphany that I thought would be interesting to do. The exercise was to take a phrase or saying (preferably one with a large variety of words in it) and form 15 sentences out of that saying. The words needed to adhere around a character in a situation that seems related to (but necessarily a response to) the author’s original sentence. I managed to get a slightly silly pointless deep, meaningful story out of it. I used the following quote:

Two roads diverged in a wood and I,
I took the road less traveled by;
And that made all the difference.
— Robert Frost

I traveled by two roads.
I traveled in a wood.
Two roads traveled in a wood.
A difference in the wood made the roads diverge.
The two roads diverged.
The roads made all the difference.
I diverged in the wood.
I took the road less traveled by.
I made all the difference.
I traveled less in the wood.
The road and I diverged.
I took the difference and made the road that made the difference.
I made the road diverge in a wood.
The road and I diverged.
And that made all the difference.

Tiger Lilly’s present reminded me of Peter Gabriel singing “The Book of Love.” In turn I’ll modify one of the lines in that song to say:

And you, you can write me anything.

I’m it! I’m it!!!

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by the Tiger Lilly

This is in lieu of Anorex[st]ics Inaneymous, which will be posted later.

I was tagged by the controller of Through The Illusion: the awesomely awesome of awesomeness Hayden Tompkins with the 7 Things meme. I will be tweaking this to make it, ‘7 Things That May Or May Not Be True About Me’ to throw all you stalkers and enemies off. Obviously, you are still sworn to secrecy. That being said, I will continue with the aforementioned meme.

1. If I find that someone has given away any of the secrets I will divulge here in complete confidentiality, I will make it my personal job to hunt you down and unleash my tamed (I guess you could call them cowed) ninja cows upon you. Then I will also have to hunt down the poor fool that you told the secrets to, and erase their memories, or something drastic like that.
Just kidding! (or am I?!?!?!?! Muahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!! *Ahem*)

2. I have had my appendix removed. I’ve found that that operation needs to be done to a few books, as well (especially the ones that have Appendix A, Appendix B, etc etc).

3. I took the crazy test, and the results came out as, ‘You are Paranoid Crazy!’ But you never would have guessed that.

4. I plan on traveling a lot when I get older. At some point, I’m going to save a lot of money, pack a few things, get into my car, and just drive with no particular destination in mind.

5. I have written a novel, and am working on the sequel.

6. Because I’m feeling an excess of rebellity and a superfluity of naughtiness, I’m only going to tag one person.

7. I tag: Sly the Family Rat. She has just told me she will post later this week.

Okay, there you go. Now you can decide if all was a lie, none was a lie, or if I put down a mixture of both. I hope this drives at least some of you insane (although, for some of you, it’s less than a drive and more of a short putt).

Ciao for now!

Anorex[st]ics Inanymous #24

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by Tiger Lilly

One of my followers on Twitter is also a webcomicist, and he Twitter’d about this person who is making a webcomic cookbook. I clicked the link and submitted a recipe and this comic, because you had to make a cooking themed comic to enter with your recipe. This felt a little cliched, but I was feeling creatively drained and I couldn’t think of anything else to do. Blah!

Ciao for now.