Rubber Stamp Only. No Reading Required.

by The Son@Night

Voting without reading
Blind stumblebums and thieves
Spending without needing
Who cares what it achieves?
It’s nothing but illusion,
A pretense and a sham
Captured by delusion
All hail our Uncle Sam!

There has been a disturbing habit in Congress as of late, purposely ramming through votes before anyone has had the opportunity to read the legislation in question. It happened back in February when Congress passed the massive stimulus bill and it happened again yesterday when the House of Representatives passed the Cap and Trade National Energy Tax bill. Both of these bills were controversial and close. It seems that Congressional leadership did not want anyone looking too closely under the hood before buying the vehicle. Tactically this makes sense. After all, both bills passed. Ethically? Not so much. Your government does not want anyone to understand what is happening before it happens. That can’t be a good sign.
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This post at the Corner examines the phenomenon more closely and proposes a solution.

Internet Exploder

by the Night Writer

I lovingly rebuilt my sidebars Thursday night to feature my blogrolls and other site information and it all looked really spiffy…on Firefox, which is my web browser of choice.

At times, however, I only have access to Microsoft’s Internet Explorer browser, or “Internet Exploder” as I call it given it’s susceptibility to bugs and aggravating quirks, and on IE the sidebars look like a blind man in a dark room at midnight trying to find a black cat that may not be there (to repeat a line I heard David Feherty use recently). I don’t know why this is happening, but I’ll try to find out and fix it.

UPDATE: I think I figured out what the problem was with displaying the sidebars in IE. I looked at the last line of code in the text box for the MOB blogroll and there was an extra /div marker. I took that out, opened IE, and — Woot – sidebars restored!

A plethora of pythons?

by the Night Writer

In his never-ending vigilance and quest for news of animal jihad threats, KingDavid (and believe me, you want men like him on that wall), citing an article on Fox, warns of an emerging threat; pythons, right here in America:

The fast-growing population of snakes has been invading southern Florida’s ecosystem since 1992, when scientists speculate a bevy of Burmese pythons was released into the wild after Hurricane Andrew shattered many pet shop terrariums.

While we’re likely a long way yet from Snakes on the Plains, if gangs of pythons start becoming common we’ll need a better way to refer to a collective of them than “bevy”, which is commonly used to describe quail. Think of it, Python-Quail really don’t go together. If we were to borrow a term from the bird kingdom then crows — as in “a murder of crows” — might be a better choice. A “murder of pythons” certainly has a more sinister ring, but it doesn’t quite trip off the tongue.

I consulted Fun With Words to review how animal collectives are described to get some clues on how we might approach this for large snakes that bite and choke (you, not themselves).  Some collectives are alliterative, e.g., an army of ants, a horde of hamsters, a lounge of lizards. Others use descriptors referring to characteristics of the animals in question, ala a prickle of hedgehogs, a sneak of weasels or an exaltation of larks. Others are both alliterative and descriptive, e.g., a  glint of goldfish,  a scurry of squirrels or a dunce of democrats.

Okay, I made that last one up. But since I’m feeling creative today here is my top-ten list of possible names for a python collective; let me know your favorite or if you have other suggestions. If we come to a consensus I’ll forward the results onto the Department of Homeland Security. This last part should be pretty easy; I’m sure I saw Janet Napolitano nervously checking out the bumper of my truck just the other day.  Anyway, here are my  suggestions:

  1. A passel of pythons
  2. A pod of pythons
  3. A pounce of pythons
  4. A clutch of pythons
  5. A hiss of pythons
  6. A strike of pythons
  7. A squeeze of pythons
  8. A plague of pythons
  9. A temptation of pythons (getting biblical)
  10. A boot of pythons (turning the tables on them)

Oh, wait … I can go to eleven! Here’s my favorite: A monty of pythons!

Calling My Congresswoman

by Son@Night

I’ve always considered it easier to complain about what Congress is doing than actually get in touch with my representative and tell her (my rep is Betty McCollum) how I would like her to vote.  But I read this morning that Congress will be considering the Waxman-Markey Cap and Trade bill this week.  It sounded as if this might be another rush job, like the unpopular “stimulus” bill earlier this year.  There is  the Fourth of July weekend coming up and what better place to kill public interest in a controversial vote than in a long weekend of barbecuing, family fun, and patriotism? 

So I found the phone number for Betty and politely told her to please vote “no” on the cap and trade bill.  Why no?  Under the guise of environmental responsibility, it will seek to tax production.  The simple minded among us will shout “hurrah” that nasty businesses pay taxes for their sins, but the rest of us know that these costs get passed along to consumers.  In other words, the Congress is considering passing a hidden tax on everyone.  I’ve heard numbers bandied about suggesting that the cost isn’t that bad.  Poppycock.  No matter what the rosy promises might be, in fact this bill will tie an anchor around the American economy.  We don’t need that now.  We don’t need that period.

So I would encourage you to get in touch with your representative.  If you haven’t done it before, it’s pretty painless.  Just look up your rep’s phone number here.

The rain keeps its own sweet time

by the Night Writer

My grandfather was born at home on his family farm and the life there was soon ground into him like the loam on his bare feet. He worked the fields and the stock as he grew up and though he ultimately made his living in a suit and a tie, farming was always a part of him. One time I bought him a Stan Rogers CD that featured a song entitled “The Field Behind the Plow”. Rogers had a remarkable talent for getting into the heart of people’s lives and stories and his stoic portrayal of the farmer’s life resonated with my grandfather. He and my grandmother took a car trip out west with my parents shortly after he received that CD and he just about wore them and the CD out, wanting to listen to that song over and over. Part of the song goes:

Watch the field behind the plow turn to straight, dark rows
Feel the trickle in your clothes, blow the dust cake from your nose
Hear the tractor’s steady roar, Oh you can’t stop now

There’s a quarter section more or less to go

And it figures that the rain keeps its own sweet time
You can watch it come for miles, but you guess you’ve got a while
So ease the throttle out a hair, every rod’s a gain
And there’s victory in every quarter mile

The song, and memories of my grandfather, kept going through my head Sunday afternoon as I carved rows of my own across  my lawn while my tractor roared. The sky had been overcast and the clouds lowering before I started mowing, threatening an encore of the rains from earlier in the week that had already left my lawn on the verge of verdant rebellion.  I had measured the sky with my eyes before mounting up and knew it was an iffy proposition as to whether I could finish before the rain, but I had to try or else the neighbors were likely to start losing small dogs and children in my front yard. The rain was on its way, but every rod was a gain.

I stayed dry as I finished the front yard (I call it the “north 40”) and the side yards, and as I turned into the backyard with yet another look at the sky I thought I just might finish in time.  It wasn’t 10 minutes later, though, before the first, fat drops began to pattern the dust on the tractor hood and find the inside of my collar. I still had half-a-dozen passes to make, so I eased the throttle up a little higher and adjusted my hat, thinking of how much my grandfather would have welcomed the rain.

In an hour, maybe more, you’ll be wet clear through
The air is cooler now, pull your hat brim further down
And watch the field behind the plow turn to straight dark rows
Put another season’s promise in the ground

I certainly didn’t have (or need) an hour, and I finished just as the rain started to pick up, turning into the dry darkness of the shed just as my shirt was starting to stick to me. After I turned the tractor off I stood for a moment , breathing in the smell of dried grass, old oil and the earthy moisture riding the breeze before I  trotted along the walk to the back door of the garage. The main door there was also open, framing a wide-screen picture of the front yard like a 300-inch plasma screen as the rain really began to pour. I felt a shiver of satisfaction even in the humidity as I stood just under the big door to  appreciate the perfect moment.

For some reason, my garage has always smelled just like my grandfather’s garage did when I was a little boy. No other garage at any place I’ve lived has ever had that same scent, but I noticed it when we moved in twelve years ago. Standing there, breathing in the garage and the smell of the rain, I could imagine Pawpaw standing behind me, watching as the grass turned even greener in the dimming light, admiring the straight tracks the tractor had left on the lawn and the silvery shimmer of sheets of rain waving toward the house, absorbing the white noise of water pounding the shingles, clattering through the gutters and babbling out of the downspout at the corner.

For the good times come and go, but at least there’s rain
So this won’t be barren ground when September rolls around
So watch the field behind the plow turn to straight dark rows
Put another season’s promise in the ground

Photo by D-32

Photo by D-32

FYI: Stan Rogers died in 1983 but it is almost eerie how much his son Nathan looks and sounds like him today. You can listen to Nathan singing “The Field Behind the Plow” in this video:

“Ben” there

By Son @ Night

A bit more than three years ago, the Nightwriter posted a picture of Faith wagging her finger at me in front of Big Ben.  It really made me smile at the time and left an impression on my memory.

Faith wagging her finger at Ben in 2006.

Faith wagging her finger at Ben in 2006.

So when we were traipsing about London on our honeymoon we decided that we needed to take the shot again, but this time with a fantastic, new reality in place.  So here you go, Faith and Big Ben in London, v2.0.

Faith wagging her finger at Ben in 2009.

Faith wagging her finger at Ben in 2009.

Sure, it’s not an exact replica.  It’s better!  And that’s exactly as it should be.

By the way, I’ve started going through the 700+ pictures from our trip and will be posting some of the more interesting ones in the days to come.

Welcome, and pardon our dust

by the Night Writer

NW on train w-rivetsThe Rev. Mother does fine work, doesn’t she? It must be the inspiration.

It was a productive weekend and we finally got the new blog home up and running. I’m telling you, it was exhausting watching Kevin hammer at my keyboard for most of the afternoon Saturday as he managed to route nearly 1500 posts (and 3 hours worth of images) from Powerblogs, via Movable Type, to WordPress. Good thing he works for Schlitz and pizza.

Almost everything made it over from the old site to here, except for the categories and, for some reason, the appropriate author tags.  I spent a good chunk of Sunday trying to fill in the blanks and playing around with the new features and widgets. There’s still a lot to be done, but at least we’re posting. The biggest thing I’ve yet to figure out is how to get the super-coolio new logo the Reverend Mother created for me up in the header where it belongs. Just about everything else in WordPress is pretty intuitive but I can’t get the image to appear yet or add the quote of the week. I’ve actually had to resort to reading the directions, but so far I haven’t come across the magic code (expertise glady accepted). Other things on the “to do” list include getting my blogrolls into the appropriate sidebar.  That will be the first priority after the logo, then I’ll start going back through more than four years worth of posts to re-establish categories and authors.

Speaking of authors, we’ve officially added The Son@Night (aka Ben) to the family blog. I think he was concerned that Sly the Family Rat would  get official author status before he did, but the editorial committee retroactively approved his application after the Diva carelessly gave him the password to the admin page of the old site.

Additional posting might be light here today as the team gets used to the new tool, but I hope everyone (including the Diva) will soon be back in force (which, come to think of it, is the only way Tiger Lilly does anything).

At any rate, it’s time to celebrate: everybody dance

(HT: TechnoChitlins – what a great house-warming gift!)