Why Can’t Marty Bowl?

Ahhh, yes. I made it to Keegan’s this evening in time for the first round of short-bus trivia. By the end of the first round our team (“Why can’t Marty bowl”) consisted of me, my daddy, Benny-Wenny, and Buddha Patriot. It was a close one, we tied for second with 20 points.
After that, Buddha Patriot teamed up with Andy.

Our second round as the “Knnn-iggits!” did not go so well; so to make everyone feel better, I did a magic trick. Yes, I can turn an ordinary pencil into -dun dun DUN- rubber. They were all amazed, and I was told that I was “so darn cute”! Thanks, BP.

The Childishness of Men

St. Paul at Fraters Libertas had a thought-provoking review of the movie “Children of Men” yesterday. Some of those thoughts were responded to by Doug at Bogus Gold. Both people got something different out of the movie and both posts are well worth reading.

I haven’t seen the movie myself yet, but when I first read St. Paul’s reaction I moved the film onto my Netflix queue (it has not been released as on DVD yet). The story is set in the future and the premise is that for some unknown reason humans had become sterile some 18 years earlier. When a pregnant woman is discovered a desperate, secret mission is arranged to escort her through a violent, dystopic land to an island sanctuary where the hope for the future could be nurtured and raised. While I agree with Doug and St. Paul’s takes on the film, my imagination was turned more to thoughts of what life in such a society and world would be like.

From time to time my pastor has said that God hasn’t given up on mankind because He keeps sending babies. We all have ingrained in us a sense that time is going to continue and the future is ever before us and babies are a normal and accepted part of our existence and an intrinsic part of our frame of reference. Even though some individuals can fall into hopelessness, and certain segments of society can become nihilistic, the babies keep coming and — though it isn’t always obvious — the whole world is shaped by that awareness. What if, however, there were suddenly no more babies for anyone regardless of who you were, where you lived and how much money you made? How would our attitudes and cultures change?

Without the hope of children, what would happen to our notions of marriage, family stability and long-term relationships? What would we, as individuals and as societies, invest in? What would happen to schools and universities, real estate prices, farming, social networks and infrastructure as the population steadily ages and diminishes? What, despite Nancy Pelosi’s recent opportunistic and deep-as-a-dog-dish twaddle, would happen to our governments if everyone knew human existence was going to end within the next 75 years? What would our priorities become? How depressing would this be if you were 50 years old — or if you were 18?

It’s a pretty grim scenario and fortunately not a real one at this time, though the reproduction rate of much of the West is below the two children per couple replacement rate (which suggests that in terms of world domination the main difference between a radical Islamist and a moderate one simply may be a degree of patience) and business leaders are already having serious concerns about how they will replace their aging workforce over the next 20 years (a real problem that sheds some light on certain attitudes toward open immigration).

But what if zero — strike that, negative — population growth was the reality? The cultural changes would be dramatic and many would say even horrific — yet many of our actions individually and politically already suggest that we act as if there is no future. Many of us give up our rights and opportunities for self-determination in favor of selfish pursuits, trusting that future generations or the nanny state will bail us out. We max out our credit cards while our elected officials, regardless of party, spend more and more without even trying to seriously address the long-term needs of present generations (e.g. social security reform) while officially sanctioning the killing of future generations.

It’s not a new phenomenon; human history is a series of selfish, short-term decisions and actions miraculously overshadowed and overcome by the succession of generations who in turn got to make their own mistakes — whether you think it all happened by chance or by divine direction. What if it all was cut off at the spigot?

How much of what we do today suggests that we think there really is no tomorrow?

Nanny nanny boo-boo



We’re all used to the drill now when celebrities or prominent people screw up: they drop out of sight for a couple of days and then call a press conference where they remorsefully confess what everyone already knows, reference a supposedly mitigating circumstance from their past, plead for understanding and forgiveness and usually mention they are entering rehab. There’s probably even a website somewhere with form-letter speeches where you simply fill in the blanks based on your indiscretions (and wouldn’t this make a great “Mad Libs” parlor game?).



I’ve just read a report that follows this now tried and true format — but for a brand new and unexpected offense. It wasn’t one of your typical “I’m sorry if anyone was offended by my drunken rantings/vehicular homicide/botched joke/lack of underwear error in judgment” spiels, but for a new heinous offense on the social radar: smoking.



As reported here earlier, last year Scotland instituted a nation-wide smoking ban in public places, including pubs and offices. Recently a Scottish government official was caught smoking at his desk, having puffed three coffin nails during a magazine interview. Jim McCabe, leader of North Lanarkshire Council, then had to apologize for the incident and vow that it would not happen again.



McCabe told the BBC: “I have been a smoker since my mid-teens and, as smokers across the country will understand, it is an extremely difficult habit to give up, even with the wealth of support that is available.



“As I have been unable, so far, to give up the habit, I do as a matter of practice leave the council building when having a cigarette.



“I am currently attending a smoking cessation clinic, and I hope this will have the desired results.”



He added: “I accept that I was in the wrong on this occasion and I apologise.”



The story didn’t mention whether or not the owner of the council building where the violation occurred would, like Scottish pub owners, face a large fine for allowing someone to flout the law on the premises.



How long do you think it will be before some celebrity tearfully appears on television confessing to, in a moment of weakness, eating a Big Mac?




More weather related

I work for a corporate giant with operations around the world, including offices throughout the United States. Our intranet this morning had news that our offices in Portland, OR and Austin, TX were closed due to weather conditions today. Another time our Atlanta office was shut down by a two-inch “snowstorm”.

I’d love it if our offices here in Minneapolis would be closed due to weather; I think the first clear, sunny day above 70 degrees would be ideal. Lord knows, it’s certainly a lot harder to make it in to the office on a day like that in Minnesota than it is when there’s eight inches of snow on the ground.

Be on the lookout

My blogging buddy Jeff Kouba is in the wind. He formerly blogged at Peace Like a River before joining a group at Security Watchtower where his interests and reporting on foreign political developments were a great contribution. The Security Watchtower domain name lapsed, however (it was under the control of the blog’s founder, who has offered no explanation) and was quickly appropriated by what appears to be a religious-themed marketing aggregator.

I know Jeff is a busy man with a lot of interests (including his young family), but here’s hoping he’s back on the blogging radar soon.

One thing’s for certain, he won’t be re-starting Peace Like a River because another blogger is now using that name. What is funny is that I discovered that blog when I was looking for Jeff’s old URL and Google took me to the new PLR where the first post I saw featured a picture of a tee-shirt that my daughter the Mall Diva owns. The shirt is lettered with the words, “Nobody cares about your blog.” What a hoot! MD has worn that shirt a couple of times to blog-gatherings at Keegan’s and no one has seemed to be offended (as if anyone could stay mad at her).

Oh well, disregard the tee-shirt, Jeff. We miss you.

Pleased to be of Service

At last in the middle of The Winter That Almost Wasn’t we’ve finally had a taste of the elements that have done so much to fuel the lore of Minnesota winters and the hardy folk who live here. We received six inches of snow on Sunday and tempertures dropped near zero overnight, and yesterday’s sunshine was as clear and brittle as a new icicle.

Of course, as tastes go, this is barely a smear of Velveeta on a cracker appetizer compared to what we can usually expect, but it is enough for me to take Big Blue — my 30-lb, multi-layered great coat — out of the closet and zip the collar up to the tip of my nose. Crossing the street to get to my office this morning I picked my way over the piles of snow and chunks of ice separating the sidewalk from the roadbed while words about “that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge” sledded across my brain.

Today also happens to be the birthday of Yukon poet Robert W. Service, and that occasion, combined with our winter blast, is the perfect excuse to run one of my all-time favorite poems here. Bundle up and enjoy!

The Cremation of Sam McGee
by Robert W. Service

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee,
Where the cotton blooms and blows.
Why he left his home in the South to roam
‘Round the Pole, God only knows.
He was always cold, but the land of gold
Seemed to hold him like a spell;
Though he’d often say in his homely way
That he’d “sooner live in hell”.

On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way
Over the Dawson trail.
Talk of your cold! through the parka’s fold
It stabbed like a driven nail.
If our eyes we’d close, then the lashes froze
Till sometimes we couldn’t see;
It wasn’t much fun, but the only one
To whimper was Sam McGee.

And that very night, as we lay packed tight
In our robes beneath the snow,
And the dogs were fed, and the stars o’erhead
Were dancing heel and toe,
He turned to me, and “Cap,” says he,
“I’ll cash in this trip, I guess;
And if I do, I’m asking that you
Won’t refuse my last request.”

Well, he seemed so low that I couldn’t say no;
Then he says with a sort of moan:
“It’s the cursed cold, and it’s got right hold
Till I’m chilled clean through to the bone.
Yet ’tain’t being dead — it’s my awful dread
Of the icy grave that pains;
So I want you to swear that, foul or fair,
You’ll cremate my last remains.”

A pal’s last need is a thing to heed,
So I swore I would not fail;
And we started on at the streak of dawn;
But God! he looked ghastly pale.
He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day
Of his home in Tennessee;
And before nightfall a corpse was all
That was left of Sam McGee.

There wasn’t a breath in that land of death,
And I hurried, horror-driven,
With a corpse half hid that I couldn’t get rid,
Because of a promise given;
It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say:
“You may tax your brawn and brains,
But you promised true, and it’s up to you
To cremate those last remains.”

Now a promise made is a debt unpaid,
And the trail has its own stern code.
In the days to come, though my lips were dumb,
In my heart how I cursed that load.
In the long, long night, by the lone firelight,
While the huskies, round in a ring,
Howled out their woes to the homeless snows —
O God! how I loathed the thing.

And every day that quiet clay
Seemed to heavy and heavier grow;
And on I went, though the dogs were spent
And the grub was getting low;
The trail was bad, and I felt half mad,
But I swore I would not give in;
And I’d often sing to the hateful thing,
And it hearkened with a grin.

Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge,
And a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice
It was called the “Alice May”.
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit,
And I looked at my frozen chum;
Then “Here,” said I, with a sudden cry,
“Is my cre-ma-tor-eum.”

Some planks I tore from the cabin floor,
And I lit the boiler fire;
Some coal I found that was lying around,
And I heaped the fuel higher;
The flames just soared, and the furnace roared —
Such a blaze you seldom see;
And I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal,
And I stuffed in Sam McGee.

Then I made a hike, for I didn’t like
To hear him sizzle so;
And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled,
And the wind began to blow.
It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled
Down my cheeks, and I don’t know why;
And the greasy smoke in an inky cloak
Went streaking down the sky.

I do not know how long in the snow
I wrestled with grisly fear;
But the stars came out and they danced about
Ere again I ventured near;
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said:
“I’ll just take a peep inside.
I guess he’s cooked, and it’s time I looked”; . . .
Then the door I opened wide.

And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm,
In the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile,
And he said: “Please close that door.
It’s fine in here, but I greatly fear
You’ll let in the cold and storm —
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee,
It’s the first time I’ve been warm.”

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

New blogging venue

I’ve joined the group posting over at Solid Rocks Ministry and I’ll be posting there once or twice a week in addition to keeping the night light on here.

I’ve not been shy about sharing things on this blog about my faith or commenting on current events from a Christian perspective; in fact, that was one of the main reasons I started this blog and will remain a focus. The reason I’ve decided to get involved with another blog as well is because “Rocks” is entirely focused on men’s ministry, something that has been especially dear to my heart for the past 13 years. “Rocks” is a forum for myself and other generally like-minded men to think and write about issues that challenge us as men and as Christians in order to learn from one another and to encourage and even exhort others who might stop by.

Things that I write there are apt to be more in depth than faith related posts here, and may actually use “Filings” or similar posts from here as a leaping off point for deeper, more explicitly faith-based examinations of issues and challenges from a manly, Christian perspective.

Feel free to drop in and see what rocks we might be banging together. I started posting there the first of this year, and recently added two posts (here and here) related to the Give That Man a Medal piece I posted here a couple of weeks ago.

Eragon wrong

Last weekend I went to see the movie Eragon with my mom. I love the first two books in the series (Eragon and Eldest) by Christopher Paolini, but I’d give the movie 1 out of 5 stars. In other words, it sped through the book extremely fast, it didn’t even put all the important parts of the book into the movie, the characers sucked, and the Raz’aac are supposed to look like pigs!!! *pant, pant*

Review of the Characters:
Eragon: Sappy, not very photogenic, very full of himself
Aria: Ugly
Brom: He was the best character
Murtagh: He looks cool wth his cloak on and his hood up, but otherwise…*cough, cough*
Derze: Extremely ugly, so ugly that he should go around with a bag over his face.

I really suggest you read the books before watching the movie so you don’t get biased against the stories. Maybe if they hadn’t sped through the book and had put more of the important parts in the movie it wouldn’t have sucked. But they didn’t, and it did.

Ciao for now!

Multiple babies – or multiple “choice”?

Be sure to tune in to the National Geographic Channel (276 on DirecTV) on Sunday night, January 14 at 8 p.m. EST for “In the Womb – Multiples”, a show that uses inside-the-body cameras, 4D ultrasound images and CGI to take us through the stages of development of twins, triplets and quads from fertilization to birth. I’ve watched the previous “In the Womb” shows featuring animals and individual babies and both shows were mesmerizing. This is “must-see” TV, especially if you have twins (or more) in the family, are pregnant or know someone who is.





Accent-uate the positive



Here’s a silly little quiz, so it must be Friday. Both Bogus Gold and Hammerswing have already completed this to determine what American accent they have. Given that all of us have been in Minnesota for some time it’s not too surprising that we all fell under the “Midland” category. This Midland, however, must be about the size of my mid-section, since there’s room for one of them to be “Midland-Philadelphia” and the other to be “Midland-The West”, while I am “Midland-The South”. My score must have been influenced by the years I spent in Missouri, which I pronounce “Missour-uh”. I would no more say “Missour-ee” than I would pronounce Arkansas (“Arkan-saw”)as “Ar-kansas”.



Anyway, in the spirit of the day, crack open a cold soda, pop or Coke or whatever it is you call a soft drink where you come from and enjoy the quiz.


What American accent do you have?

Your Result: The Midland
 

“You have a Midland accent” is just another way of saying “you don’t have an accent.” You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

The South
 
The Inland North
 
Philadelphia
 
The West
 
The Northeast
 
Boston
 
North Central
 
What American accent do you have?
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