Thoughts on Growing Up

by Tiger Lilly

Throughout my childhood, whenever I reached a milestone, this was my thought process:

When I reached the height of 5 feet: I’m officially an ADULT!

When it began to be with me after the manner of women: I’m officially an ADULT!

When I turned 13: Dude! I’m officially an ADULT!

When I started college courses: I’m officially an ADULT!

When I got my driver’s license: Holy crap I’m officially an ADULT!

When I got a job: I’m officially an ADULT!!

My 18th birthday is in ten days. You can imagine my thought process at that point.

Holy crap I’m so old.

Ciao for now.

3 thoughts on “Thoughts on Growing Up

  1. i’m still waiting for adulthood, and i’m almost 48.
    take your time, and it’ll sneak up on ya when you’re having too much fun.

    but seriously… adulthood is something other people attribute to you, not something that you claim for yourself.

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