5 thoughts on “Anorex[st]ics Inaneymous 119

  1. I’m a rat with very limited long life options. So could you slip me a pack? Or if the smoke would bother you, why not get me some Copenhagen? Please, I want to live!!!

  2. Great! Rats chewing on tobacco. Well at least it’s not matches. We know what happens when rats chew on matches.

  3. Sly, you could move to Iowa with the Mall Diva. You really won’t live any longer, but it will seem like it.

  4. Oh right, like being painfully aware of my mortality in a cage in Iowa is going to be any worse than being painfully aware of my mortality in a cage in Minnesota? Give me justice! Give me freedom!! Give me Copenhagen!!!

  5. Chewing snoose is a filthy, disgusting habit. It may be perfect for a rat, but is unbecoming a “fancy rat.”

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