Cownter-terrorism

The picture below may look a little unusual, but it’s really Tiger Lilly’s latest weapon in her ongoing war against the terrorist cows “Cow-spiracy”: Tactical Bovine Observation and Neutralization Equipment (T-BONE).

This specially designed vehicle lets Tiger Lilly infiltrate unobserved, eavesdrop on secret plans, unleash a devastating surprise attack and then make a speedy getaway quicker than the cattle can say “Mooove-on.org.”

The factory rep brought this over for her to inspect. Channeling Christian Bale in “Batman Begins”, and thinking of the ninja cows, Tiger Lilly’s response was: “Does it come in black?”

4 thoughts on “Cownter-terrorism

  1. I’d think about putting some different tires on the thing; otherwise, she’ll be continually calling you to come tow her out of the pasture. (unless she’s to going to go look for herds in parking lots)

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