The picture below may look a little unusual, but it’s really Tiger Lilly’s latest weapon in her ongoing war against the terrorist cows “Cow-spiracy”: Tactical Bovine Observation and Neutralization Equipment (T-BONE).
This specially designed vehicle lets Tiger Lilly infiltrate unobserved, eavesdrop on secret plans, unleash a devastating surprise attack and then make a speedy getaway quicker than the cattle can say “Mooove-on.org.”
The factory rep brought this over for her to inspect. Channeling Christian Bale in “Batman Begins”, and thinking of the ninja cows, Tiger Lilly’s response was: “Does it come in black?”
I think that’s a cowasaki.
But is that a Hondo or a Harley riding it?
Does it run on gas or grass?
I’d think about putting some different tires on the thing; otherwise, she’ll be continually calling you to come tow her out of the pasture. (unless she’s to going to go look for herds in parking lots)