Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane?

A politician caught cheating on his wife with a prostitute?
Ho-hum.

China abusing human rights only months before the Olympics?
Shocked, I’m shocked, I tell you (not).

Someone with the Hillary campaign caught saying something negative about Obama?
Yeah, never saw that coming.

An Obama staffer calls Hillary a “monster”?
Paging Captain Obvious.

A Minnesota DFL legislator’s knee jerk reaction to a problem is to grand online casino
Is the Pope Catholic?

But Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island gets xgames casino login
Ok, let me off here, this world is getting way too weird.