Def con 4. From intelligence resource, codenamed King David:
SOUTH ST. PAUL, Minn. — A cow ran loose on Interstate 494 in St. Paul Friday morning. Traffic cameras picked up the cow at 494 and Concord Street around 9:00 a.m. Friday.
When captured later, the cow appeared to be suffering from amnesia—she kept referring to ‘Operation Tiger Lilly,’ and continually repeated that the Tiger was going to be taken down.
Special K: Execute defense plan Delta Tango. No survivors, but remains may be suitably aged and delivered to the bunker’s chef.
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I certainly hope that the poor cow was not waterboarded, tortured, or subjected to culturally insensitive behavior in order to force it’s confession. That being said…..Everybody Sing!
Moo moo, I love you!
T-bones and porterhouses
even hamburger will do!
Garlic rubbed and marinated
smoked onion in my Brinkmann,
bitten off and masticated
chased with a blended canadian…..
Hmmm… It seems that even though I’m not in a place of power (yet), there are things that have got it in for me.
Mwahahahahaha…I’d like to see them try.
A cow running loose on the highway would have been strange enough; but when I saw that it was in South St. Paul, it was too coincidental. Just goes to prove: cows read The Night Writer.
Yeah, but they don’t comment.
What are you complaining about? You just 5 comments in a thread about AWOL cows! 😉
NW….
Please be a little more sensitive to the plight of our bovine friends. It must be extraordinarily difficult to type with cloven hooves and chew cud at the same time.
That wasn’t a cow, that was a bull. A bull with a particularly bad attitude, even more than is normal, I think.
A bad attitude, but tender though. Very tender.
Mission Completed
Target Status : Medium Rare with a side of baked potato
Kevin…
You can’t braise bovine without my special onion sitting on the grill next to it (house rules and all….)
I will check to see if my double-super-top-secret grilled onion recipe has been declassified yet.