Well, you’re WRONG! (No, I didn’t get to hurt anyone.)
Yesterday after Tae Kwon Do (I was still in uniform), my loving and wonderful mother took me to Jimmy John’s and sent me in by myself with ten dollars. I ordered my sandwich, and the guy behind the counter said, “Hey, can you do some crazy Tae Kwon Do thing outside so we can see it? I’ll give you a free cookie.”
I said, “Well, I don’t think I’d want to do it outside, but I can do it in here.” The cashier guy agreed, so I executed two kicks with appropriate yells. There were two men who were sitting at a booth, and when I kicked, they cheered. So, I got a delicious cookie. I was ready to leave, so I pushed the door open. But the guy behind the counter said, “Hold on, we’ll give you something else!”
I also received a $5 gift certificate, which was more than what I had spent! It was amazing. Who knew that you could gain something of monetary value with Tae Kwon Do lessons, other than saving money by not having to go the hospital if someone attacks you in the middle of a dark alley with no-one around. But why would you be walking down a dark–sorry, getting a little off-topic there.
Ciao for now!
I just don’t want to hear about some masked martial artist holding up metro area Jimmy Johns’ with her foot. Beware the dark side of the force!
Yes, master.
You could also use your TKD to extract free sandwiches from them, but they might not be so appreciative.
Talent is ALWAYS worth something!
Maybe if MD won’t marry me (in a polygamous relationship, of course), I will patiently wait until you are of age.
Then again, maybe not. You could kick my butt!
Never mind!
Strommie, I have given TL permission to kick your butt now.