by the Mall Diva
The Baby Moose is 11 days old. He is consistently a 10pm, 2am, 6am feeder. He eats like a piggy (seriously, snorts and everything, and he gained a gross weight of 1lb, 10oz during his first 7 days on earth), sleeps like a rock, and is perpetually charming. Plus he has tons of hair and inch-long eyelashes. Many women will be jealous, except Mommy, from whom he got them. He’s already started working out with Daddy (who is his jungle gym), climbing and grunting like a champ. He’s the most impressive thing our midwife has ever seen. And I think, after a 48-hour un-medicated labor, I deserve all these things.
Oh, and I’ve lost at least 25lbs.
Tune in next time for more shameless bragging!
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25 pounds in 11 days! Sounds like one of those diet scams. Too bad you can’t sell your secret.
yes, Mall Diva, you are entitled. all off it.
“Mall Diva lost 25 pounds by following one rule”
(Rule: have the baby)
Or, “South St. Paul mother loses 25 pounds by following one rule!”
Enjoy it now…in 16 years he’ll be wrecking your car and chasing girls you don’t like.
Kevi, you think he’s going to grow up and be like you???
I wouldn’t wish that misfortune on anyone
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