Sloganize Me!

by Tiger Lilly

So my friend alerted me to this new website. It’s called Sloganizer: You type in whatever you want, and it will give you a slogan for it. Naturally, I typed in my name, and here are my (extremely accurate) results:

Oh my gods, it’s a Tiger Lilly.

Kick @$$ with Tiger Lilly.

Tiger Lilly: Your personal entertainer.

Tiger Lilly. To hell with the rest.

The best Tiger Lilly in the world.

Then I did it with ninja cows and doomsteak:

Hmmmmmm… ninja cows. (I think it should be Mmmmmmm… ninja cows. Meh, close enough.)

Where’s your ninja cows? (That’s bad grammar!!!)

Ninja cows – empowering people. (That may or may not be a good thing…)

Doomsteak is the sound of the future.

I wish I was a doomsteak.

And then, of course, Anorex[st]ics Inaneymous:

Anorex[st]ics Inaneymous evolution.

Anorex[st]ics Inaneymous on the outside, tasty on the inside.

Anorex[st]ics Inaneymous. Since 1845. (I-I had no idea!)

Try it yourself!

“Ciao for now is rolling, the others are stoned.”

11 thoughts on “Sloganize Me!

  1. That site is hilarious, TL. I got a few I liked:

    Naturally, Mr. Dilettante

    Mr. Dilettante, actually

    It’s always time for Mr. Dilettante

    Mr. Dilettante — now more than ever.

    That last one worked for Nixon, so I’m encouraged….

  2. Many intriguing and eerily accurate slogans for me:

    The Night Writer – a safe place in an unsafe world!
    The Night Writer extra dry.
    It’s time to think about The Night Writer.
    See the world with The Night Writer.
    (just click on the “Nights On the Road” category in the sidebar.)
    The Night Writer, this is it! (So bookmark it, already.)
    It must be The Night Writer.
    Everyone loves The Night Writer.
    Be young, have fun, taste The Night Writer.
    (Ewww).
    The Night Writer spirit. (Just click on the “Spirit in the Night” category in the sidebar.)
    Saved by The Night Writer! (See above, although God did the work and I just happened to be there to collect.)
    It must be The Night Writer.
    Follow your Night Writer.
    I want more, I want The Night Writer!
    (Careful what you wish for.)
    I want The Night Writer and I want it now.
    No Night Writer, no kiss.

  3. Hey I want in on the action!

    Reverend Mother makes your day.

    Rev. Mother, your specialist.

    Rev. Mother rocks.

    Rev. Mother can do.

    Just Rev. Mother.

    Reverend Mother. Making people sucessful in a changing world.

    Reverend Mother it’s a kind of magic.

    Who wouldn’t fight for Reverend Mother?

    Wow, this is the most uplifting website I’ve been to lately!

  4. The gods made Rev. Mother.

    Things go better with Rev. Mother.

    Rev. Mother rocks.

    I’d do anything for Rev. Mother.

    You know when it’s Rev. Mother.

    The Rev. Mother man.

    Okay, that last one is a little weird, but otherwise it’s amazingly accurate!

  5. God made Mall Diva.

    The original Mall Diva.

    Mall Diva for your kids!

    Life is beautiful with Mall Diva.

    I quit smoking with Mall Diva!

    Mall Diva for president.

    The Mall Diva look.

    Mall Diva is your friend.

    Nobody doesn’t like Mall Diva.

    ….Sorry. I just couldn’t stop.

  6. Fearless Maria and Benster had some, too:

    Make the world a better place with Fearless Maria

    Fearless Maria is your friend

    Fearless Maria for your life

    Everyone loves Fearless Maria (true dat!)

    Play Fearless Maria, start living!

    Pure Fearless Maria, Pure Power (I like that one the best)

    The ideal Fearless Maria

    Fearless Maria — empowering people

    Fearless Maria. See more. Do more.

    The Power of Fearless Maria

    Then there’s Benster:

    Benster, it’s a kind of magic.

    Say it with Benster

    Benster loves you

    hmmmmmm. . . Benster

    Break through with Benster

    Benster can do.

    Benster, your specialist

    Benster, as good as it gets

    Feel it — Benster

    I wouldn’t leave the house without Benster

    This thing is a lot of fun. Now we need Gino slogans, right?

  7. Wow. Something about all these slogans you guys were throwing up here tripped the spam filter and several of these comments got thrown into moderation. Fortunately, this happened this week and not last week when I was getting more than 100 spams a day for some reason. I didn’t bother trying to review that many, I just nuked them all. This week there was only a handful and it was easy to pick out the pearls.

    But definitely, we need some Gino slogans. Maybe something like, “Gino – he’s mountain-grown!”

  8. W.B. Picklesworth – One name. One legend.
    Feed my ego!

    W.B. Picklesworth will do anything for you.
    For a price.

    No W.B. Picklesworth, no kiss.
    True for the Mall Diva!

    The queen buys W.B. Picklesworth.
    I suppose I am her subject, but she hardly has title.

    My W.B. Picklesworth and me.
    Warms the heart, doesn’t it?

  9. Many intriguing and eerily accurate slogans for me:

    The Night Writer – a safe place in an unsafe world!
    The Night Writer extra dry.
    It’s time to think about The Night Writer.
    See the world with The Night Writer.
    (just click on the “Nights On the Road” category in the sidebar.)
    The Night Writer, this is it! (So bookmark it, already.)
    It must be The Night Writer.
    Everyone loves The Night Writer.
    Be young, have fun, taste The Night Writer.
    (Ewww).
    The Night Writer spirit. (Just click on the “Spirit in the Night” category in the sidebar.)
    Saved by The Night Writer! (See above, although God did the work and I just happened to be there to collect.)
    It must be The Night Writer.
    Follow your Night Writer.
    I want more, I want The Night Writer!
    (Careful what you wish for.)
    I want The Night Writer and I want it now.
    No Night Writer, no kiss.

  10. Many intriguing and eerily accurate slogans for me:

    The Night Writer – a safe place in an unsafe world!
    The Night Writer extra dry.
    It’s time to think about The Night Writer.
    See the world with The Night Writer.
    (just click on the “Nights On the Road” category in the sidebar.)
    The Night Writer, this is it! (So bookmark it, already.)
    It must be The Night Writer.
    Everyone loves The Night Writer.
    Be young, have fun, taste The Night Writer.
    (Ewww).
    The Night Writer spirit. (Just click on the “Spirit in the Night” category in the sidebar.)
    Saved by The Night Writer! (See above, although God did the work and I just happened to be there to collect.)
    It must be The Night Writer.
    Follow your Night Writer.
    I want more, I want The Night Writer!
    (Careful what you wish for.)
    I want The Night Writer and I want it now.
    No Night Writer, no kiss.

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