The NuttyBuddy — a next-generation upgrade on the athletic cup — is getting somewhat infamous in certain, um, parts of the blogosphere. My friend KingDavid, unpaid and unofficial spokesperson for NuttyBuddy, gave me one of the company’s promotional tee-shirts for my birthday last week. While I’ll proudly wear the tee-shirt, I don’t know that I’d go to the lengths the guy in the video below goes to to demonstrate the efficacy of this new technology.
It’s hard to tell what is more disturbing, this clown’s (let’s call him a “Crush Test Dummy”) willingly and repeatedly standing in front of the Nuke LaLoosh of pitching machines, or the constant cackling of the off-screen woman who was feeding the (supposed) baseballs into the machine. Somehow she reminded me of the sound Hillary must have made while coming up with her health care proposals.
One positive thing about this video, however, is that at the end — after taking repeated shots to the gut and thigh and a couple direct hits on the NuttyBuddy — the guy says, “I don’t think I’ll ever be able to have kids.”
On behalf of the gene pool and future generations, I thank him in the name of all humanity.
It’s a very fine line that separates “Living life on the edge” and “Natures way of weeding out the stupid”.
I think this guy was from Salem.
I think that guy’s line was perforated.
Could be from Salem….the guy doing the filming was probably his husband-in-law.