At the Harvest Moon Coffee House on Mtka. Blvd. in Mpls
Info:
Coffee: Good, not as good as Black Sheep
Pastries: WONDERFUL!!!!
4 out of 5 stars.
Skinny girl walks by.
TL: That girl is tiny.
RM: She looks like she’s 6.
TL: A very tiny 6 year old.
MD: That girl who just walked by? She’s not 6.
RM: I was actually joking.
TL: Can I have a bite of your cinnamin roll?
RM: No. There’s not enough.
TL: You know how much you ate last night?
RM: I ate half of a dinner. I also walked 7 miles.
TL: I’ll give you a bite of my banana choclate muffin.
RM: It’s too good. How ’bout if I take the bite, and if I think it’s worth a bite of this, I’ll give a bite to you.
TL concedes.
RM: Mmmm… All right, fine. *tears off a tiny bite*.
TL: splits puny bite with MD
MD: Thanks!
RM: You’re so nice.
TL: I know.
RM: Can I have a sip of your mango smoothie?
TL: No. It’s too good.
RM: I paid for it.
TL: takes mango smoothie and sucks on it endlessly.
MD: *laughs*
RM: *sighs*
TL finally hands over smoothie.
MD: Mom, did you see Hannah’s braces?
RM: Hannah who?
MD: Hannah Gullickson. (With a roll of the eyes.)
RM: We know 16 Hannahs, I’m supposed to know which one you’re talking about.
MD: She’s so sad, she can’t chew gum anymore.
RM: Did she chew gum a lot?
MD: She did the last two weeks before she got her braces on. If she wasn’t addicted already, that was a good way to become addicted, and then she had to stop cold turkey!
TL: C’mon! We have to think of something really funny and witty to say!
RM: Yeah.
MD: So Jackie had like 13 of her girlfriends go to Florida with her for her birthday last year.
RM: Wow, 13? I don’t know if I could list 13 women I would consider my girlfriends. (Starts making a list and gets up to 9).
MD:…I think that Princess Flickerfeather and Anna are my closest girlfriends…The Queen of Inver Grove Heights, Anna, Ruth, PFF,…Julie, definitely….
TL: Yeah, I’ve got maybe 5… Angelina, Hannah, Hannah Gullickson, Jessica, Haylee….
TL: So, we’re going to Oppitz Outlet for $10 prom dresses! I’m excited.
RM: You just bought a dress.
TL: You can never have enough dresses, Mom. You never know when you might need them.
RM: Yeah, some guy might call you up and say, ‘Hey, tonight, formal party! Bring your prom desses!'”
TL: That’d be the day.
Fin
Waldorf: That was wonderful!
Statler: Bravo!
Waldorf: I loved it!
Statler: That was great!
Waldorf: Well, it was pretty good.
Statler: Well, It wasn’t bad.
Waldorf: There were parts that weren’t pretty good, though.
Statler: It could’ve been a lot better.
Waldorf: I didn’t really like it.
Statler: It was pretty terrible.
Waldorf: It was bad.
Statler: It was awful!
Statler &Waldorf: Terrible! Eh, boo!
Hmmmm, TL And MD might be too young to remember this. More the shame.
Oh, shut up, Kevi. I remember it from the last time you left it as a comment.
Oooooo. Pwned by a girl.
OK, this is all very interesting…..
I’ve seen Statler and Waldorf before…
Bork! Bork! Bork!
That’s Norwegian, isn’t it?