Here is more perfidy from the ninja cow conspiracy!
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My friend was also attacked by a ninja cow. She told me that she was petting a cow, and it leaned up against the bars of the pen, squishing her arm. Debauchery!
Keep your eyes peeled! They strike when you least expect it!
Ciao for now.
Wow; sign that cow up for a movie deal. Brooooooooce Lee, Hooves of Fury.
Everybody was Cow-Fu Fighting! Whoa-ooo-oa!
The cow looked pretty skinny. She may know fancy ninja tricks, but she’d make a lousy steak.
Strangely enough, she was being taken to the butchers at the time. She must have been arrested for some unauthorized ninja-ness. It’s probably because she know awesome ninja tricks that she’s so skinny.