My fingers feel like they’re the size of bananas, my tongue feels like leather, my throat like I’ve been gargling razor blades and I think I’ve separated three of my ribs with my violent coughing. I had some plans for what to do with my President’s Day holiday, but I’ve mostly moved from one couch to another with a blanket and a box of tissues while drifting in and out of some weird dreams.

Yuck.

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