The English – Scottish border has historically been the scene of bitter conflict, but today a new battle is being waged by one man armed with an air rifle and a hatred of grey squirrels.
KD, I know you’re not Scottish, but you can join the Coalition forces to stamp out the gray squirrel insurgency. Maybe Surly will loan you his kilt!
(inserting David Feherty voice….)
Oh he kilt that one!
Or imagine if you will, the NW holed up in his basement as a Carl Spackler wannabe, duct taping a flashlight to his trusty pellet gun….
“….it’s the squirrel-cong”
“Maybe Surly will loan you his kilt!”
I have two, (A Steward and a McLeod) so I’m sure I could let one go for a while. He’d have to suplly his own sporran and belt though.