Arr, mateys!!! It’s National Talk Like A Pirate Day! Be sure to swab the decks or shiver me timbers or whatever pirates do.
Buy a ship!
Name it something catchy like: The Black Pearl; the Umbiquitous Unicorn; The Funky Chicken, etc.,etc…
Go raid the 7 seas (actually, I counted, and there are about 31 seas.)
Sing ‘A Pirate’s Life For Me!’ Make it your ship’s anthem.
Or to save a lot of money, just buy the Boat Game. (I hope I did that link right O_o)
Ciao for no – I mean ARRR!!! Bye, now, mateys!