As in everything, life goes on (unless you’re dead).
We did sparring in Tae Kwon Do today. For some odd reason, everyone there is afraid when they get paired with me, so they do stupid things. Like they attack so much that they hurt themselves. Sometimes they’ll land a hit, but usually it’s like they say in Napoleon Dynamite: ‘You block it. Every Time.’ Who knew that that movie would ever come in handy, other than being thrown at an unwanted intruder when I’m cornered and just happen to have that movie in my hand. Which doesn’t happen very often.
We were doing forms (the thing that you need in order to pass a promotion test), but I didn’t get to practice mine because I was teaching a couple gold belts their forms.
Ciao for now,
Tiger Lilly
You seem to have your opponents bamboozled. You’ve already won if they’re doing stupid things.