Avast and look lively, ye slimy mollusks! International Talk Like A Pirate Day is hull-down on the horizon and’ll be on us faster’n you can say, “Blow me down!” You Jolly Rogers and Jolly Ritas out there best be polishing up your conversational broadsides before September 19 if’n ya don’t wants to have yer booty kicked!
Follow the link above for more scuttlebutt, and if ya needs a refresher, eyeball The Five A’s of Talking Pirate video — it’s what ya call educational. Arrrr!
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“I would like a muffin”…
Man, I mean, Argh, it seems like we just had Talk Like A Pirate Day…
Now looky-here, Poppet…in Pirate Talk you’d say, “Arrr, give me that muffin or I’ll slice out yer innards and hang ’em over the yardarm!”
Innards? Yardarm? You have innards for yardarms! Or vice versa…
I prefer just to say: ‘Give that muffin or I shall administer Tae Kwon Do!!!’
But I think Spongebob would say it like this: I-argh-want-arggh-a-argh-muffin-argh!’