Hee-hee, Dad’s out of town, so here’s something educational my friend Kerry sent me for you seekers of knowledge out there:
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes — (READ OUT LOUD FOR FULL EFFECT)
1) That’s not right………………………..Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive……………..Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…………………………….Kum Hia
4) Stupid man……………………………..Dum Gai
5) Small horse…………………………….Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach………………….Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table………………..Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift……………..Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here…………………..Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet……………..Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone………………….No Pah King
12) Our meeting was rescheduled………………Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight…………………….Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile……………..Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive………………Yu Stin Ki Pu
I can’t vouch for the veracity ty of any of these statements. But beware that Chinese is a tonal language, so if you say a word with the wrong pitch, you could get yourself into a lot of trouble.