I’m sorry I didn’t post randomness last week, I know you were all sorely disappointed. I hope you weren’t too disappointed, though, or I might have to tell you to get a life.
Okay, here’s a quote for ya:
“There are three times when I laugh at a joke,
once when I hear it, again when I tell it,
and then when I get it.” -Tom Johnson
And in the light of that wisdom, I have a joke for you. Ahem:
What did the hotdog say when he crossed the finish line?*
(Wait for it…)
*For best results, tell this joke at around 2 or 3 a.m.*
Dad, do I get to go to Keegan’s now?