Threesies meme

Here’s the “Threesies” meme I’ve seen at a few places lately, most recently at Mitch’s place.

Three Things I Do Not Understand:

  1. Women’s shoes

  2. The appeal of cats
  3. Putting politics ahead of principle

Three Things On My Desk (Work edition):

  1. Several piles of paper

  2. Several piles of magazines
  3. A notice from the Fire Marshall

Three Things I’m Doing Right Now:

  1. Uh…writing

  2. Thinking about what I’ll write about tomorrow
  3. Laundry

Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die:

  1. Win my fantasy football league

  2. Meet Mark Kennedy (see here)
  3. Make amends to somebody I once hurt badly

Three Things I Can Do:

  1. Write faster than anyone who can write better

  2. Write better than anyone who can write faster
  3. Rip-0ff A.J. Liebling

Three Ways To Describe My Personality:

  1. Droll

  2. Mellowing
  3. An acquired taste

Three Things I Can’t Do:

  1. Algebra

  2. Sing
  3. Ignore memes

Three Things I Don’t Think You Should Listen To, Ever:

  1. A once in a lifetime opportunity

  2. Me, when I’m not fully awake
  3. Any stories people from my college days want to tell about me

Three Things I Say:

  1. What?

  2. Rat farts
  3. Neee!

Three Things I’d Like To Learn:

  1. Woodworking

  2. To play guitar
  3. A second language

Three Beverages I Drink Regularly:

  1. Coffee

  2. RC cola
  3. Aquafina (and absolutely no Dasani – it tastes to me as if it has been collected from an oily puddle on an asphalt driveway)

Three Shows I Watched As A Kid:

  1. Batman

  2. The Green Hornet
  3. Laugh-In

Three Things I Wish People Would Learn To Do:

  1. Drive at normal speed in a light rain

  2. Dress appropriately for the occasion
  3. Realize that it’s not all about them

One thought on “Threesies meme

  1. I LOVE Shoes!! My mom often calls me Imelda Marcos. :)….a far cry from her, but I see nothing wrong with her obsession.

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