Here’s the “Threesies” meme I’ve seen at a few places lately, most recently at Mitch’s place.

Three Things I Do Not Understand:

1. Women’s shoes
2. The appeal of cats
3. Putting politics ahead of principle

Three Things On My Desk (Work edition):

1. Several piles of paper
2. Several piles of magazines
3. A notice from the Fire Marshall

Three Things I’m Doing Right Now:

1. Uh…writing
2. Thinking about what I’ll write about tomorrow
3. Laundry

Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die:

1. Win my fantasy football league
2. Meet Mark Kennedy (see here)
3. Make amends to somebody I once hurt badly

Three Things I Can Do:

1. Write faster than anyone who can write better
2. Write better than anyone who can write faster
3. Rip-0ff A.J. Liebling

Three Ways To Describe My Personality:

1. Droll
2. Mellowing
3. An acquired taste

Three Things I Can’t Do:

1. Algebra
2. Sing
3. Ignore memes

Three Things I Don’t Think You Should Listen To, Ever:

1. A once in a lifetime opportunity
2. Me, when I’m not fully awake
3. Any stories people from my college days want to tell about me

Three Things I Say:

1. What?
2. Rat farts
3. Neee!

Three Things I’d Like To Learn:

1. Woodworking
2. To play guitar
3. A second language

Three Beverages I Drink Regularly:

1. Coffee
2. RC cola
3. Aquafina (and absolutely no Dasani – it tastes to me as if it has been collected from an oily puddle on an asphalt driveway)

Three Shows I Watched As A Kid:

1. Batman
2. The Green Hornet
3. Laugh-In

Three Things I Wish People Would Learn To Do:

1. Drive at normal speed in a light rain
2. Dress appropriately for the occasion
3. Realize that it’s not all about them

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