10 thoughts on “Anorex[st]ics Inaneymous #30: Special!!! Earth Day”

1. So, what you’re saying is, “Burn, baby, burn”?

2. Yeah, preaching from comics is always lame.

3. The opposite of green is red, so actually, this is pretty appropriate in more ways than one!

4. I’m showing this to my friend, Cheryl. She is always turning off lights in my house! (I hate sitting in the dark.)

5. Be careful, Hayden. But if Cheryl starts to get all in your face you can always say, “Is that carbon dioxide your emitting?”

6. See, you should have celebrated Earth Day the way President Obama did, by firing up a 747 jumbo jet and flying halfway across the country to make a speech.

7. I celebrated by using nearly a full pint of lighter fluid to light off a stack of wood in my fire-bowl. When that got good and hot, I threw in the pieces of a busted up styrofoam cooler. In the meantime, I’d been grazing on a big plate of raw veggies in preparation for a special earth gathering of the Competitive Flatulence League. Algore would never be able to buy enough carbon credits from himself to offset what went into the atmosphere over Missouri.

8. Now that we’re in an all-out war against carbon dioxide, the Greenies could show their solidarity by selecting a time where they all simultaneously hold their breaths for one hour.

   A guy can hope…

9. Mr D: I wish. Do as I say, not as I do…

10. Is this for real?

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