11 thoughts on “Special! Anorex[st]ics Inaneymous #26”

1. Sly, will this dilute the effect of your cute-osity? Will mournful, pleading looks no longer inspire the humans to feel sad/guilty and thus no longer inspire them to set you free?

2. Resistance is futile. Even when you know what’s coming.

3. No, HT. No, it won’t. *Devious Sly smile*

4. You are small and fluffy. In fact you look kinda like a prairie dog.

   Hmmmmmmmm

5. *Facepalm*

6. Sly,

   You’re mouse sized text is really a pain to read. Fortunatley, I have access to the 3-10×32 scope mounted on my wife’s rodent rifle.

   See you next month????

7. YOU’RE mouse sized….?????

   OOPs!! Just a slight grammatical disconnect between my brain and fingers…but what would YOU know about such things? You have claws!! I beg of the peanut gallery to forgive my carelessness and inattention to Muridaen vernacular.

   Allow me to correct myself. YOUR mouse sized text is…..

8. Wait a second…why are you using your wife’s rodent rifle. Don’t you have one yourself?? For shame!!

   Good sir, you sadden me and bring shame upon yourself.

   Go out and get yourself your own varmint rifle. Charge it to Sly’s account.

9. My rifle (6.5mm) is currently unscoped waiting on a nifty little 10-50×60….I’ll be able to put vermin in the cross-hairs from 3 states away.

10. You. Will do. No. Such. Thing.

    If I have to, I will put my Ninja Cow Defense Plan system into effect. And my Zombie Defense Plan System. The rat shall not be harmed, muahahahahaha.

11. Hey, didn’t you see number seven? Hint, hint.

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