Dang it, I’ve gotta remember to make the text bigger.
I just saw an interview with Larry the Cable Guy; he says that fart jokes will always work—good job, you’re on your way to success.
I am so proud.
Cuddlemuffin!
That’s actually kind of funny.
Nice one Tiger Lily… I will have to practice these moves… Can you train me?
Step # 1, young grasshopper, eat plenty of beans and chili.
Factoids about farting:
– Blue angels: Only certain people have bacteria in the gastric systems that produce methane, Dr. Levitt says. And only methane-producers can perform the time-honoured frat house trick of igniting a blue flame when they hold a match to an escaping fart.
– Musical toots: In the 1800s Frenchman Joseph Pujol apparently became so adept at controlling his flatulence flow he could sound musical notes. Called “le Petomane” — the fartiste — he was reputedly the highest paid performer in France at his prime.
– Colonic explosions: In the early days of colonoscopies, attempts to burn off polyps in the colon ignited explosive hydrogen gas in the colon of several unlucky people, sometimes with tragic results. The colon-cleansing preparations people now take the night before a colonoscopy have solved the problem. Says Levitt: “Until they used these prep solutions, there was a problem with explosions.”
Dang it, I’ve gotta remember to make the text bigger.
I just saw an interview with Larry the Cable Guy; he says that fart jokes will always work—good job, you’re on your way to success.
I am so proud.
Cuddlemuffin!
That’s actually kind of funny.
Nice one Tiger Lily… I will have to practice these moves… Can you train me?
Step # 1, young grasshopper, eat plenty of beans and chili.
Factoids about farting:
– Blue angels: Only certain people have bacteria in the gastric systems that produce methane, Dr. Levitt says. And only methane-producers can perform the time-honoured frat house trick of igniting a blue flame when they hold a match to an escaping fart.
– Musical toots: In the 1800s Frenchman Joseph Pujol apparently became so adept at controlling his flatulence flow he could sound musical notes. Called “le Petomane” — the fartiste — he was reputedly the highest paid performer in France at his prime.
– Colonic explosions: In the early days of colonoscopies, attempts to burn off polyps in the colon ignited explosive hydrogen gas in the colon of several unlucky people, sometimes with tragic results. The colon-cleansing preparations people now take the night before a colonoscopy have solved the problem. Says Levitt: “Until they used these prep solutions, there was a problem with explosions.”
TMI!