Yo-ness, oops, I mean, AAARRRGGGHHHAAA!!!! It’s (argh) National (argh) Talk (argh) Like (argh) A (argh) Pirate (argh) Day!!!!
Batten down the hatches! And yer sister! And any Bens that might happen to be wanderin’ around….
We’re about to go get some grub, and I’m sure there will be an opportunity to make ol’ Peg Leg (my Dad) right proud. Aye!
So go out there and be piratey! Yell ‘Avast!’ at each passing person! Scoff at their weird looks! Buy a sword and swing it about! Sail the seven seas! Don’t get caught by the police! Aah, so many pirate-ish things to do, not enough time.
Remember, people, this only comes around once a year, so make the best of it!
Ciao for now!
Wait…
Argh, do something productive and walk the plank!!!
Arr, me thinks I shall put that foul fowl on me shoulder and sing a shanty. Shiver me timbers and call me jolly.
Roger, is that you?
Shiver me timbers, I coulda sworn ye didn’t like foul fowl.
Arrh, ye be having the occasion wrong matey. It be INTERNATIONAL Talk Like A Pirate Day.
No grog for ye!
LMAO, I don’t know what is going on, but it sure is funny…arrrrrg!
I don’t like grog…I’ll have a milkshake, though, thanks.