Via The Kool-Aid Report, I’ve been able to determine the Motion Picture Association of America rating for this blog:
This is kind of problematic, since a 13-year-old is a regular contributor to this site. Analysis provided by the evaluation tool indicates:
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
gay (7x) dead (6x) punch (2x) breast (1x)
Hmmm…most of those “gay” words probably came in a post I did a few weeks ago about certain cars now being perceived as “gay.” Similarly, “dead” was no doubt prominent in my last post about cockroaches (Heavens – it’s a good thing that word didn’t appear on the “restricted” list). I have no idea where “punch” might have been used, but I know I used the word “breast” in a poem posted for Mother’s Day — and it was used in its maternal sense. There can be no question of this fact, because I don’t use the word “breast” here; I typically prefer terms such as “gazongas” or “ba-ZOOMS”. (Just kidding, Mom).
Just to be safe I think I need to announce that no one can read this blog unless accompanied by a sense of humor.
Heh, heh, heh.
Fortunately, this will be easy to accommodate. When my girls learn to read, I’ll just have to add “wrist sweaters” to the parental block filter.
My blog is rated “PG”
I was quite disappointed. When I saw you got an “R” rating I was ashamed. I was have to increase my offensiveness to overtake you.
BTW, you’re still not evil.
‘Punch’ probably came from one or two of my posts. BWAHAHAHA!!!!
HERE is irony for you. OurHouse was rated “G”
I think the rating system is obviously out of whack, since I STRIVE mightily to never live a “G” rated life. (I fail in this task, but that isn’t the point…)