by Tiger Lilly
So my friend alerted me to this new website. It’s called Sloganizer: You type in whatever you want, and it will give you a slogan for it. Naturally, I typed in my name, and here are my (extremely accurate) results:
Oh my gods, it’s a Tiger Lilly.
Kick @$$ with Tiger Lilly.
Tiger Lilly: Your personal entertainer.
Tiger Lilly. To hell with the rest.
The best Tiger Lilly in the world.
Then I did it with ninja cows and doomsteak:
Hmmmmmm… ninja cows. (I think it should be Mmmmmmm… ninja cows. Meh, close enough.)
Where’s your ninja cows? (That’s bad grammar!!!)
Ninja cows – empowering people. (That may or may not be a good thing…)
Doomsteak is the sound of the future.
I wish I was a doomsteak.
And then, of course, Anorex[st]ics Inaneymous:
Anorex[st]ics Inaneymous evolution.
Anorex[st]ics Inaneymous on the outside, tasty on the inside.
Anorex[st]ics Inaneymous. Since 1845. (I-I had no idea!)
Try it yourself!
“Ciao for now is rolling, the others are stoned.”