Remember that day Gino?

That said, I’m sure the public’s awareness is affected by marketing and media. After all, the Discovery Channel doesn’t promote “Cow Week”, and we don’t talk about a TV show or celebrity who “jumps the cow” (check Wikipedia for the meaning of “jump the shark”). We haven’t had a blockbuster movie about an Iowa tourist attraction terrorized by a Great White Cow (”Farming accident? This was no farming accident!” or “We’re going to need a bigger tractor.”)

This has led to a dangerous lack of alarm. Think of it, you go to a beach and yell, “Shark!” and everyone screams and runs. Go to a big field and yell “Cow!” and everyone is, like, “Cool. Angus or Jersey?”) Then, *CHOMP*, “Aaaiggh!” Ignorance is death.

Sure, they might look innocent, but don’t trust them.