Q: What do these three events have in common:
- Golf on April 28.
- Golf on May 13.
- Softball on May 19.
A: At each event I wore three layers of clothing and gloves that had nothing to do with the sport at hand — and I still froze.
Also, this past weekend I went into Cub for few groceries. They had corn-on-the-cob for sale on a big table. In the past, in high season, you could buy a dozen ears here for $2; last year you could buy 8 for $2. Yesterday the price for bag-your-own, unshucked corn-on-the-cob was 5 ears for $3.
I’d say it’s time to cut back on the ethanol and kick-start that global-warming again.